WWJD? SCORE 96
Never sink SCORE 146
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Beautiful dogs SCORE 115
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Don’t do it! SCORE 65