alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
dog bites everything SCORE 23
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
battle snake SCORE 26
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
pupils dilate SCORE 43
roger roger SCORE 14
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
growing toe beans SCORE 33
potato shaped SCORE 10
the tiger is out SCORE 33
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
we are the math problem SCORE 36
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
distraction level expert SCORE 13
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
species and age, please SCORE 40
the dishes… again SCORE 27
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
at least there are cats SCORE 20
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
