dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
roger roger SCORE 14
pupils dilate SCORE 43
at least there are cats SCORE 20
species and age, please SCORE 40
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
dog bites everything SCORE 23
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
beavers hate water SCORE 35
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
growing toe beans SCORE 33
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
we are the math problem SCORE 36
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
the dishes… again SCORE 27
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42