Slow Robot
I%26%238217%3Bve+never+felt+more+guilty+uninstalling+a+program
ducked+over
ducked over SCORE 6
adult+snow+day
adult snow day SCORE 32
%26%238220%3BI+had+a+leaf%21+A+LEAF%21%26%238221%3B
“I had a leaf! A LEAF!” SCORE 20
oh+i+know+this+one
oh i know this one SCORE 13
flying+friend+facts
flying friend facts SCORE 12
where%26%238217%3Bs+the+rest+of+the+essay%3F%21%3F%21
where’s the rest of the essay?!?! SCORE 15
Springing+me+along
Springing me along SCORE 15
living+on+the+edge
living on the edge SCORE 32
nothing+beets+em
nothing beets em SCORE 17
don%26%238217%3Bt+puff+your+chess-t
don’t puff your chess-t SCORE 8
pickled+%E2%80%94+me%3B+elmo
pickled — me; elmo SCORE 21
key+quest
key quest SCORE 5
per+chance-y+necromancy
per chance-y necromancy SCORE 15
%26%238220%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+gunna+make+sure+you%26%238217%3Bre+no+longer+crack-a+lackin%27%26%238221%3B
“I’m gunna make sure you’re no longer crack-a lackin’” SCORE 7
speed+read
speed read SCORE 31
same+effect
same effect SCORE 34
doin%26%238217%3B+dune
doin’ dune SCORE 12
disorie-rented
disorie-rented SCORE 15
hungover+hang-ups
hungover hang-ups SCORE 7
at+least+i%26%238217%3Bm+consistent
at least i’m consistent SCORE 23
self+sacrifice
self sacrifice SCORE 31
c%26%238217%3Bmon%2C+be+positive%21
c’mon, be positive! SCORE 20
that%26%238217%3Bs+why+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+science
that’s why I don’t science SCORE 19
accessorize+your+dragonkin
accessorize your dragonkin SCORE 5
balin+has+fallen
balin has fallen SCORE 5
living+for+life
living for life SCORE 24
what%26%238217%3Bs+wrong+with%26%238230%3Bpasta%26%238230%3B
what’s wrong with…pasta… SCORE 14
ungodly+places
ungodly places SCORE 23
temu+toss-up
temu toss-up SCORE 29
monitoring+every+second
monitoring every second SCORE 21
man+that%26%238217%3Bs+the+worst
man that’s the worst SCORE 9
it%26%238217%3Bs+all+greek+to+me
it’s all greek to me SCORE 20
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The+%26%238216%3Bscream%26%238217%3B+on+the+wings+of+a+butterfly.
The ‘scream’ on the wings of a butterfly. SCORE 29
Be+hydrated+regularly.
Be hydrated regularly. SCORE 23
I+should+get+a+boat.
I should get a boat. SCORE 26
Every.+Single.+Movie.
Every. Single. Movie. SCORE 29
Hello%2C+old+fried.
Hello, old fried. SCORE 20
That%26%238217%3Bs+just+good+business
That’s just good business SCORE 35
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