If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
Be Lucy SCORE 77
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
My Man! SCORE 108
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
Measures of success SCORE 81
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
