Why would you bring this in to our house? – Dog, prolly. SCORE 25
A parrot misbehaving is an interesting dilemma. SCORE 39
Origami Hedwig SCORE 15
Look how close the meteor came to taking out the visitor center! SCORE 20
hey, siri… SCORE 10
Carry on, we’ll wait… SCORE 21
Hope is an empty road. SCORE 40
Any of those would work, actually. SCORE 22
It’s over. It’s done. SCORE 32
Soldier got a little close… you served dear leader valiantly. SCORE 12
There are many kinds of people in this world. Look for the helpers. Scorn the other. SCORE 34
Line of trucks waiting outside a toilet paper and paper towel factory to be loaded. SCORE 21
Achievement Unlocked SCORE 27
I asked for this. SCORE 19
I would watch these interviews… SCORE 27
There are dragons among us. SCORE 46
No CGI, straight talent. SCORE 38
Is TP edible? SCORE 13
Dogs right now… SCORE 29
A treehouse in Hangzhou, China SCORE 30
He’s worth it, too. SCORE 24
This ‘man’ drove thousands of miles to hoard and scalp supplies and now he can’t find buyers. SCORE 24
Female, et cetera. SCORE 22
Its not so much an award as a designation… SCORE 24
Top tier executive. SCORE 34
Good luck out there, comrades. SCORE 27
What women want over the years. SCORE 20
Give me a minute. SCORE 19
Well… yeah I mean… SCORE 12
Jokes on Wizards SCORE 31
Nancy no! SCORE 33
Everyone is special SCORE 28