you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
texagons SCORE 23
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
the council has convened. SCORE 15
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
help, i woke up SCORE 32
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
nature is healing SCORE 29
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
space facts on your back SCORE 37
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
muggle born SCORE 14
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
no SCORE 23
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
