I wish I had cancer… SCORE 243
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
It’s a simple request… SCORE 141
Deal with it. SCORE 286
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
Squid Hat SCORE -16
Blankets. SCORE 153
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 16
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
In an alternate universe… SCORE 8
I’m over here like SCORE 7
Public Service Announcement. SCORE 171
Me in math class SCORE 167
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
It has begun… SCORE 95
We All Wear Masks SCORE 13
Scumbag Brain SCORE 116
Pun! SCORE 198
Starry Night made out of jelly beans SCORE 191
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Turn your human face into a videogame character SCORE 17
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
Cutest fawn I have ever seen SCORE 194
totally! SCORE 210
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Oh my god SCORE 0
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176