Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
What about second recess? SCORE 27
The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 47
I could listen to you all day. SCORE 25
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
Yer a bumblebee, hairy… SCORE 35
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
The same but different… SCORE 34
Riding in to battle togther as besties… SCORE 30
There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
imagine the headlines on apple news SCORE 27
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
Say meatball SCORE 36
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
Fox loaves. SCORE 35
Got ‘eeem SCORE 26
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
Cute couple SCORE 33
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 36
Moms may bite. SCORE 40
Till death. SCORE 38
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 56
Now that’s gangsta SCORE 26
This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36
For both toddlers and drunk adults. SCORE 35