This is me as a parent SCORE 53
One boye’s cupholder is another boye’s S N O O T R E S T E SCORE 97
5-week-old zoomies SCORE 91
So true.. SCORE 88
Found an ancient artifact SCORE 87
Me every single day. SCORE 90
Want a manicure? SCORE 118
Very soon SCORE 73
She loves them all SCORE 39
ayyy it’s me SCORE 93
first world problem 2017.. SCORE 77
Unnamed SCORE 130
Criminal SCORE 115
The police chief of my city SCORE 224
So a rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane… SCORE 152
I’ll be back SCORE 152
My Samoyed likes to prop his head up like a human. SCORE 85
Evolving pokemon SCORE 134
Past midnight.. SCORE 122
Drunk love SCORE 121
*Squash* SCORE 102
The Thanksgiving Shirt SCORE 108
I just wanted to enjoy my candy. SCORE 146
Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe SCORE 155
She loves them all SCORE 86
Ice cold. SCORE 98
Internal thoughts SCORE 107
True serenity SCORE 122
cat-proofing Christmas SCORE 104
Paws Fit Perfectly. Very Good SCORE 97
Sunday nights SCORE 125
Leslie Knope’s speech rings true in the wake of Net Neutrality SCORE 154
