alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
at least there are cats SCORE 20
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
growing toe beans SCORE 33
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
roger roger SCORE 14
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
species and age, please SCORE 40
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
when life imitates art SCORE 24
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
we are the math problem SCORE 36
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
beavers hate water SCORE 35
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
pupils dilate SCORE 44
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
dog bites everything SCORE 23
