Sorry about that… SCORE 56
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Every time. SCORE 37
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
+ cry. SCORE 118
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
Funny not funny SCORE 55
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Mama no. SCORE 52