for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
everything is just fine SCORE 19
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
have a good one eh SCORE 17
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
thou shalt be my date SCORE -1
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 15
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
we are all connected SCORE 16
what a helpful lass SCORE 26
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
a genius idea SCORE 24
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5