
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89

Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83

Moves like Jagger SCORE 90

She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 65

My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95

George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147

First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79

Totally SCORE 87

Don’t give in! SCORE 85

I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80

Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95

Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85

Git Gud SCORE 118

Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109

I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116

Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69

Weird SCORE 46

Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108

They know who we are.. SCORE 83

My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128

Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103

The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61

They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121

Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61

Arby’s… SCORE 92

Under Water SCORE 98

Gotta love Snake SCORE 83

Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66

Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97

Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102

When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65

You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109