Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Stress relief SCORE 45
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
What about Linux? SCORE 45
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
My dream day SCORE 24
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
My resume lied SCORE 30
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Flying first class SCORE 24
request denied SCORE 30
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
What year is ist? SCORE 35
The obvious answer SCORE 26