
must. hold. it. together SCORE 12

sleep makes no difference SCORE 29

memorable first customer SCORE 17

a totally normal seat SCORE 11

we’re both lying SCORE 23

we dare you SCORE 10

mooooo SCORE 15

you are charcuterie SCORE 11

what is this, pants? SCORE 23

otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12

merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15

is this satire? SCORE 14

onward, steed! SCORE 14

turtle magic ritual SCORE 15

it’s perfect SCORE 20

cramps SCORE 9

duck! SCORE 13

i like bananas SCORE 9

excuse me, this is America SCORE 13

don’t insult al capone SCORE 27

accidental beauty SCORE 31

i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10

it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17

exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19

future track star SCORE 16

everything beagle SCORE 1

what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 12

a very small dog SCORE 15

rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 15

friday is perfect actually SCORE 24

yes they are SCORE 8

be kind, peanut butt SCORE 14