Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 26
The Office cameos SCORE 12
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
*have SCORE 16
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Steal the world! SCORE 21
hello little friend SCORE 20
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Words. SCORE 9
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20