holy dog SCORE 20
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
extra crust SCORE 27
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
loin king SCORE 27
chocolate sandwich biscuits SCORE 17
go back to c SCORE 25
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
tongue twister SCORE 19
time is of the essence SCORE 17
i’m the joke SCORE 19
dirty talk SCORE 21
the pope SCORE 15
got it SCORE 19
gestures vaguely SCORE 26
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
borcester shot SCORE 26
not even mad SCORE 26
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
everything else sucks SCORE 16
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
the world is gonna roll me SCORE 31
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
burns so good SCORE 4
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
tiger knee position SCORE 8
penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23
happy birthday! SCORE 19