Don’t come over unless you’re into raves or seizures SCORE 142
Speed bumps ahead… SCORE 102
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Full time savage SCORE 70
RIP Eddy SCORE 15
The sorcerer’s stone SCORE 155
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 37
Plenty of fish in the sea SCORE 58
The most metal kid ever SCORE 88
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
What Hillary vs Donald looks like SCORE 31
A damn fool SCORE 65
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
But what if Anakin isn’t ignoring Kylo SCORE 142
Thanks? SCORE 66
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 104
Outscream the cicadas SCORE 130
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
America is so progressive SCORE 79
Pakalu Papito SCORE 95
You’re not a true fan SCORE 81
Multiverse theory SCORE 109
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Thanks, Internet. SCORE 47
Admiration SCORE 80
Johns Hopkins Gives Honorary Master’s Degree SCORE 108
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
When your friend is about to do something stupid… SCORE 105
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 93
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
