hello little friend SCORE 20
Words. SCORE 9
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
*have SCORE 16
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Steal the world! SCORE 21
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
