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Dad+Plays+God+In+Order+To+Appease+Son
Look+at+them+there+smoke+stacks%21
Look at them there smoke stacks! SCORE 22
Kindergarten+was+pass%2Ffail.
Kindergarten was pass/fail. SCORE 25
Silence+of+the+year+of+the+rat%26%238230%3B
Silence of the year of the rat… SCORE 26
caaaOOOOkie+crisp.
caaaOOOOkie crisp. SCORE 29
Don%26%238217%3Bt+%40+me+%26%238211%3B+Christians%26%238230%3B
Don’t @ me – Christians… SCORE 16
The+horses+are+coming+for+your+eggs.
The horses are coming for your eggs. SCORE 22
Winter+is+looming.
Winter is looming. SCORE 30
You%26%238217%3Bre+hired+and+you+can+work+here+as+long+as+you+want%26%238230%3B
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want… SCORE 19
If+we+turn+off+the+lights+the+bombs+win%2C+people.
If we turn off the lights the bombs win, people. SCORE 32
I+could+work+from+home+in+this+household%26%238230%3B
I could work from home in this household… SCORE 26
That+does+put+a+smile+in+my+face%26%238230%3B
That does put a smile in my face… SCORE 29
WAIT+A+MINUTE
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 21
We+just+like+the+reading.
We just like the reading. SCORE 30
Well+well+well%26%238230%3B+would+you+look+at+those+prices%26%238230%3B
Well well well… would you look at those prices… SCORE 18
Get+your+foot+long%26%238230%3B
Get your foot long… SCORE 26
Good+luck+at+school.
Good luck at school. SCORE 30
would+let+your+kids+play+on+this%3F
would let your kids play on this? SCORE 19
That+is+the+quickest+math.
That is the quickest math. SCORE 23
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+float+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different float to it… SCORE 25
Fashion+was%2C+different%26%238230%3B
Fashion was, different… SCORE 23
OK+but+C20+is+looming+on+the+horizon%26%238230%3B
OK but C20 is looming on the horizon… SCORE 17
All+the+usual+suspects%26%238230%3B
All the usual suspects… SCORE 23
%2Apanics+in+fruit+of+the+loom%2A
*panics in fruit of the loom* SCORE 19
Crews+the+world.+Stand+with+Good.
Crews the world. Stand with Good. SCORE 28
Death+is+relative.
Death is relative. SCORE 26
Checkmate+Nike
Checkmate Nike SCORE 13
The+most+contagious+falsehoods%2C+compiled.
The most contagious falsehoods, compiled. SCORE 18
Dark+White+is+best+white.
Dark White is best white. SCORE 24
Just+Ann+things%26%238230%3B
Just Ann things… SCORE 29
About+time%2C+honestly.
About time, honestly. SCORE 21
Hail+Dot.
Hail Dot. SCORE 16
guess+what+day+it+is%3F
guess what day it is? SCORE 15
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This+is+the+worst.
This is the worst. SCORE 151
The+sound+of+music.
The sound of music. SCORE 291
Fatty+chan
Fatty chan SCORE 0
Trust+your+instincts+folks.
Trust your instincts folks. SCORE 455
Either+way%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+eat+you.
Either way, I’m going to eat you. SCORE 178
Hamster+Cat
Hamster Cat SCORE 3
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