Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
I are helpful SCORE 26
Money well spent. SCORE 28
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
Do your part. SCORE 13
This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 29
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 14
The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Landlords these days… SCORE 11
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 33
