the world’s happiest microwave SCORE 23
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 13
this is a joke, right? SCORE 15
i relate to history SCORE 25
it’s a toupee SCORE 6
why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 22
you’ve been warned SCORE 9
cool SCORE 23
where’s waldo SCORE 16
am i a dog? SCORE 17
it’s gonna be a long flight SCORE 4
it’s a fair question SCORE 15
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
orange SCORE 27
raised on small bites SCORE 11
do you prefer punk or metal? SCORE 18
amusing criticism SCORE 5
scooby can’t do SCORE 7
when life comes full circle SCORE 27
fun is the wrong word SCORE 5
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 21
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21
place your bets SCORE 5
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
protection from dracula SCORE 6
choo choo SCORE 15
still gotta try though SCORE 14
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
close, but not quite SCORE 17
thanks? SCORE 18