Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
And cheese SCORE 26
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
The system works SCORE 52
Fatality SCORE 40
Proceed SCORE 30
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
What murder? SCORE 45
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
Sports! SCORE 42
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
80 hours these days SCORE -19
