
did you hear the honk? SCORE 28

pure happiness SCORE 20

i’m the joke SCORE 19

not even mad SCORE 27

more milk per milk SCORE 17

evil genius SCORE 13

emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8

i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 20

don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17

everything else sucks SCORE 16

loin king SCORE 27

it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19

disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
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holy dog SCORE 20

got it SCORE 19

welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20

always screaming SCORE 5

the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 41

she slept the entire flight SCORE 14

dirty talk SCORE 22

burns so good SCORE 4

go back to c SCORE 25

don’t tell mom SCORE 24

i don’t think he can SCORE 7

penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23

extra crust SCORE 28

supportively unsupportive SCORE 16

flan from god SCORE 22

time is of the essence SCORE 17

chocolate sandwich biscuits SCORE 17

i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29

happy birthday! SCORE 19