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The+reason+why+Stormtroopers+never+hit+anything.
Sometimes%2C+yes
Sometimes, yes SCORE 29
It+could+be+anything..
It could be anything.. SCORE 22
Saturn+V+launched+in+1969%2C+so+Lego+made+their+version+have+1969+pieces.
Saturn V launched in 1969, so Lego made their version have 1969 pieces. SCORE 26
Never+surrender%21
Never surrender! SCORE 31
A+lunar+snack.
A lunar snack. SCORE 32
Today+gon%26%238217%3B+be+a+good+day.
Today gon’ be a good day. SCORE 33
Thank+you+for+your+service.
Thank you for your service. SCORE 34
Crabs+make+tasty+wives.
Crabs make tasty wives. SCORE 20
Meet+Dr.Seuss.
Meet Dr.Seuss. SCORE 23
Nothing+to+keep+doctors+away
Nothing to keep doctors away SCORE 15
Ominous+Positivity
Ominous Positivity SCORE 29
school+pictures+never+get+easier%26%238230%3B
school pictures never get easier… SCORE 21
Posing+with+a+massive+cactus+in+Mexico%2C+roughly+1895
Posing with a massive cactus in Mexico, roughly 1895 SCORE 28
It%26%238217%3Bs+scary%2C+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+real.
It’s scary, and it’s real. SCORE 23
Eat+more+butter%2C+apparently.
Eat more butter, apparently. SCORE 19
Can+we+build+it%3F%21
Can we build it?! SCORE 18
Take+your+time.
Take your time. SCORE 33
A+reindeer+you+say%3F
A reindeer you say? SCORE 24
It+must+be+known
It must be known SCORE 30
Unwillingly+passing+out+from+exhaustion+counts%26%238230%3B
Unwillingly passing out from exhaustion counts… SCORE 27
Cat+games.
Cat games. SCORE 22
Fixed+that+for+you%2C+Mommad%26%238230%3B
Fixed that for you, Mommad… SCORE 28
Sorry+Papa%26%238230%3B
Sorry Papa… SCORE 23
Kids+are+learning+machines.
Kids are learning machines. SCORE 23
Don%26%238217%3Bt+be+dense
Don’t be dense SCORE 22
Can+you+feel+the+angst%3F
Can you feel the angst? SCORE 30
Chimpanzee+with+heterochromia.
Chimpanzee with heterochromia. SCORE 21
The+evil+is+defeated
The evil is defeated SCORE 30
Mexican+congressman+climbs+for+good.
Mexican congressman climbs for good. SCORE 34
Matchmaker%2C+Matchmaker%2C+make+me+a+match.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match. SCORE 34
What%26%238217%3Bs+your+pledge%3F
What’s your pledge? SCORE 35
Task+completed.
Task completed. SCORE 41
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Is+father+going+to+bury+me+in+the+garden%26%238230%3B%3F
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Don%26%238217%3Bt+be+evil%26%238230%3B
Don’t be evil… SCORE 22
Educate+thyself+on+the+many+windows.
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 21
Be+gentle%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+long+time.
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Get+yourself+a+pandemic+haircut+2021.
Get yourself a pandemic haircut 2021. SCORE 21
A+wordsmith%2C+really.
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
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