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ERMAGERD SKERPLES! SCORE 301
How to catch a kangaroo. SCORE 42
The two Dark Sides, unite! SCORE 97
Power lifting. SCORE 3
How was it for you, darling? SCORE 237
Rubber bands vs. watermelon. SCORE 55
Scribble portraits. SCORE 225
Ninja attack in 3… 2… SCORE 81
Honesty vs. dishonesty. SCORE 79
Cats vs. dogs. SCORE 114
I never said half the crap people say I did. – A. Einstein SCORE 119
I have butterflies in my stomach… SCORE 101
Medals of dishonor. SCORE 91
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I cleared my cookies… SCORE 72
A haiku on getting up in the morning. SCORE 208
I love my records… SCORE 242
Some men just want to watch the world learn. SCORE 103
Bringing sexy back, for America. SCORE 92
The world before the internet. SCORE 128
Om nom nom. SCORE 128
A Ron Swanson quilt. SCORE 69
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Card night at meme palace. SCORE 114
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