Met this pale girl on OkCupid. We went for a brisk hike in the woods. SCORE 15
Men’s lives are easier. SCORE 12
Google Mario SCORE -3
Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana recipe. SCORE 14
Someone gets it.. SCORE 14
Inbread animals. SCORE 188
Scumbag pizza delivery guy. SCORE 121
Casually stalking my crush on Facebook when… SCORE 210
Woah… SCORE 341
Just Because SCORE 9
thats how you do it SCORE 8
i died! SCORE 10
Self bop. SCORE 206
You make my banana stand. SCORE 106
door to hell SCORE 13
Wait for it… SCORE 197
I’d probably starve to death. SCORE 265
How have I not noticed?! SCORE 20
WHO REMEMBERS?! SCORE 35
Don’t open it!!! SCORE 179
Bitter coffee. SCORE 240
Live like someone left the gate open… SCORE 211
Avengers unite! SCORE 20
Surround yourself… SCORE 185
Be nice to nerds… SCORE 165
WIN. SCORE 188
jesus coffee SCORE 13
What if… SCORE 52
Pretty much.. SCORE 18
Yep. SCORE 123
5 kinds of fear. SCORE 259
DeCaprio’s Movie SCORE 423