Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Ladies… SCORE 158
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Checkmate. SCORE 412
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Just Japan. SCORE 88
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Discuss. SCORE -25
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223