Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 33
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 25
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 24
What a dream job… SCORE 31
Just older brother things… SCORE 22
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 34
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 24
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 36
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 14
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 31
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
