My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Zing SCORE 70
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 105
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
…but mooom SCORE 60
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
