Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Every time. SCORE 123
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Grass Fence SCORE 215
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
No. SCORE 88
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Finally. SCORE 344
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96