Either SCORE 113
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 64
Oedipus SCORE 164
When I die SCORE 126
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Some beautiful words SCORE 68
Link problems SCORE 140
Napping is such a gamble… SCORE 86
Wed-nes-day SCORE 108
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
Grow a pear SCORE 62
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 74
Bring me home. SCORE 94
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 93
We’ve All Done It SCORE 114
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 147
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
Summer SCORE 73
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Still married after 12 years SCORE 217
Some wise words SCORE 84
Stress perm SCORE 50
