I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
All the Navies! SCORE 172
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Accurate. SCORE 257
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I love you. SCORE 20
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
New books. SCORE 200
Friends. SCORE 213
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
How people see me. SCORE 233
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Seems legit. SCORE 150
How marriage works. SCORE 66
