Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Top Soccer Shootout Ever SCORE 15
The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 110
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Seems fair. SCORE 15
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
I need this. SCORE 137
Who’s the scaredy cat now? SCORE 125
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
Luke, I am… SCORE 123
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
Dog zen. SCORE 11
What I hated about Highschool SCORE 177
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
One donut to rule them all SCORE 132
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 181
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
Adulthood. SCORE 136
The future. SCORE 172
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Nokia SCORE 145
The Sahara Toilet. SCORE 14
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 213
Hunger kills SCORE 186
Why would you even? SCORE -17
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
Yawn. SCORE 11