Got fired from the nuclear power plant today. Gave my boss the middle finger and walked out. SCORE 61
Academics SCORE 44
This is why you don’t use tinder for jokes. SCORE 80
Maybe you shouldn’t drink milk after all SCORE 106
Burn the heathen! SCORE 58
Stops at every rest stop SCORE 41
A very unique street in Spain SCORE 55
I specifically requested the opposite of this SCORE 83
Ancient Roman glass gaming die from the second century SCORE 84
A Heart-shaped Lightning Strike SCORE 110
We shall slep SCORE 64
Stop all this unnecessary hate SCORE 59
Geology rocks. SCORE 92
The long con. SCORE 88
You’re hired. SCORE 90
Better to burn out than fade away SCORE 56
No dating for the batman SCORE 83
I say Beauty of Life. SCORE 95
The flowers are singing! SCORE 48
adulting be like SCORE 118
When your mother-in-law offers to watch the children for the weekend SCORE 44
Bring the kids! SCORE 48
Step up your bath game. SCORE 45
Just gonna leaf this here SCORE 47
Forbes getting called out for calling Kylie Jenner a self-made billionaire. SCORE 54
Just Realized That My Bf Never Asked Me To… SCORE 84
When You Feed Your Cats An Hour Late SCORE 70
Sorry not sorry – Michelangelo, probably SCORE 26
This shouldn’t have to be said. SCORE 137
WHy would you do this? SCORE 36
Instant regret SCORE 76
Walrus fell asleep on top of a submarine SCORE 82