
2017. A summary. SCORE 136

My aunt is 79 years old, a junior in college, bikes everywhere, swims 3x/week, spent 30 years traveling the world as a flight attendant, and once dated Joe DiMaggio. She is the coolest and most interesting woman I know. SCORE 150

Scottish advent calendar SCORE 53

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPT SCORE 64

wise words SCORE 105

The Republican Party’s response to Franken’s resignation SCORE 70

A lone house. SCORE 77

Oh, sorry. SCORE 94

Nanny state SCORE 115

I’m ready for Christmas SCORE 88

I’m a sweet spirit. SCORE 94

Bird leaf SCORE 109

Paperclip Manufacturing SCORE 93

Watermelon. Tangerine. Fig. SCORE 95

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SCORE 135

Christmas is coming… SCORE 76

Welp that was unexpected. SCORE 117

All air diet SCORE 133

Post Malone SCORE 31

My dad’s cat is odd. SCORE 79

I Made A Snow Angel SCORE 48

The Indignation of Being Labeled SCORE 118

Nailed it SCORE 84

Doggo uses tail whip… It was super effective SCORE 100

You could’ve fooled me SCORE 79

Gaming on a mac SCORE 130

How Would You Describe Yourself SCORE 70

Maybe next time don’t be a prick for a boss SCORE 104

If only my boss was so much fun… SCORE 65

Kick Me SCORE 40

Talking cars SCORE 156

Calorie counter encountered on Amazon SCORE 163