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This+year%2C+we+bought+a+20ft+Christmas+tree+and+cut+it+in+half%2C+so+that+it+looks+like+it+goes+through+the+roof.
I+like+a+picnic%2C+periodically.
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
Shock+is+a+curious+thing.
Shock is a curious thing. SCORE 35
It+is%26%238230%3B+the+Google+way.
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
Pubs+with+pup+menus%21
Pubs with pup menus! SCORE 23
Hors+girl+on+a+budget.
Hors girl on a budget. SCORE 32
Candles+are+a+fire+Pok%C3%A9mon.
Candles are a fire Pokémon. SCORE 30
Shrek+is+big+gulp.
Shrek is big gulp. SCORE 22
It%26%238217%3Bs+me+millionth+dollar%21+ARH+ARH+ARH+ARH+ARH
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
Jobs+are+real+weird%26%238230%3B
Jobs are real weird… SCORE 24
Black+magic%2C+indeed%26%238230%3B
Black magic, indeed… SCORE 23
Never+underestimate+your+future+earnings+potential%2C+though.
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
Tattoo+first%26%238230%3B
Tattoo first… SCORE 30
Neigh+is+life.
Neigh is life. SCORE 14
The+future+of+coziness+is+now.
The future of coziness is now. SCORE 28
I+promise+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+pyramid+scheme%26%238230%3B
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
When+art+mimics+life.
When art mimics life. SCORE 26
Well+placed+credit+card+advertisement%26%238230%3B
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
Oh+lawdy+we+growing+up%26%238230%3B
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
This+aged+gracefully%26%238230%3B
This aged gracefully… SCORE 17
got+%26%238216%3Beeeeeeeeem
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 19
More+like+swallow+whole%2C+amiright%3F
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+students+attac.
This is what it’s like when students attac. SCORE 21
Playing+the+cello+in+a+marching+band+for+fun+and+profit.
Playing the cello in a marching band for fun and profit. SCORE 24
also+cuter+than+you%26%238230%3B
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
bland+Jessica%26%238230%3B.
bland Jessica…. SCORE 32
Vampires+must+be+invited+in%26%238230%3B
Vampires must be invited in… SCORE 18
I+could+ignore+the+lost+kitty+posters%26%238230%3B
I could ignore the lost kitty posters… SCORE 17
%23eatthetaska
#eatthetaska SCORE 29
Paradoxical+Revenge
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
Classify+the+birb.
Classify the birb. SCORE 15
Vape+nation+would+like+to+know+your+location%26%238230%3B
Vape nation would like to know your location… SCORE 15
Robots+made+in+America%26%238230%3B+maybe
Robots made in America… maybe SCORE 14
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Hello%3F+Yes%2C+this+is+Cat.
Hello? Yes, this is Cat. SCORE 104
Kiwi+body+vs.+Kiwi+egg.
Kiwi body vs. Kiwi egg. SCORE 151
You+got+anything+real%3F
You got anything real? SCORE 253
My+two+moms.
My two moms. SCORE 250
Womb+service.
Womb service. SCORE 308
Russia%26%238217%3Bs+reaction+when+an+asteroid+is+about+to+destroy+Earth.
Russia’s reaction when an asteroid is about to destroy Earth. SCORE 249
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