Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
This generation. SCORE 265
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Every time. SCORE 180
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Forever and always SCORE 0
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Good idea. SCORE 4
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Every night. SCORE 220
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
My new calculator. SCORE 109
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
How to troll. SCORE 182
Likely. SCORE 177
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Like a boss. SCORE 302
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Karma. SCORE 236
Lottery SCORE 4
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
