I can’t get out of bed. SCORE 305
So much cocaine SCORE 5
Dancing lessons for kitty. SCORE 151
I’m a boat. SCORE 240
How not to wash your clothes. SCORE 179
Presidential hair. SCORE 114
Strawberry shortcake SCORE 7
Grumpy cat Valentine cookie gift box set SCORE 107
OM NOM NOM SCORE 3
Whenever I see people using hashtags on Facebook. SCORE 227
Soon! SCORE 121
Wookie Monster SCORE 6
Biology. SCORE 186
And then sell the toast on Ebay to some unsuspecting idiot for $3000 SCORE 6
Please do me a favor. SCORE 310
The Real Story… SCORE 10
Brie, strawberry and dark chocolate grilled cheese. SCORE 133
How Breaking Bad ends… SCORE 234
Adele 1, Taylor Swift 0 SCORE 216
Why Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are still together SCORE 1
She’s Real To ME… SCORE 6
always answer the first time SCORE 12
Boring college class bingo. SCORE 163
How to troll someone’s computer. SCORE 225
Rise. SCORE 7
Heart gelatin mold. SCORE 5
Raise your hands SCORE 222
Mothers. SCORE 287
How I wish my pizza was delivered. SCORE 133
When I’m trying to be romantic… SCORE 143
I think this cat might be smarter than me. SCORE 92
Dis my banana SCORE 7
