Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 212
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Getting older. SCORE 142
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Logic. SCORE 188
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
