Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Things To do. SCORE 16
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
The first day of school. SCORE 228
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
The new Batman SCORE 11
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Because Cute SCORE 16
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
This happens way too often SCORE 11
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107