Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 6
Every year around this time… SCORE 66
Safe assumption. SCORE 289
Very possibly? SCORE 131
Coincidence or Not? SCORE 6
Worst apocalypse ever. SCORE 90
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
You’re doing it right. SCORE 373
Someday SCORE 7
Touché… SCORE 192
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
It’s not the end of the world. SCORE 279
Seems fixed… SCORE 320
Is it better to run or walk in the rain? SCORE 48
True fear. SCORE 255
And the Verdict is… SCORE -1
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 281
Please let it be true. SCORE 146
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Preflight Update SCORE 17
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Kids these days… SCORE 105
The magical realm of horseman SCORE 0
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
