My life SCORE 113
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Germans. SCORE 3
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Time. SCORE 133
Claus Enough SCORE 7
When you see it. SCORE 5
Colorblind. SCORE 136
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Loki. SCORE 152
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
Group projects. SCORE 149
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Words to live by SCORE 16
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Loud music. SCORE 14
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83