bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
space facts on your back SCORE 37
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
no SCORE 23
help, i woke up SCORE 32
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
muggle born SCORE 14
cute winking cat SCORE 19
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31