
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198

Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261

Seems legit. SCORE 150

I never run with scissors. SCORE 175

The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253

I love you. SCORE 20

Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147

How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226

I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194

Please be troll. SCORE 194

Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176

How people see me. SCORE 234

Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220

Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174

New books. SCORE 200

I used to be a people person… SCORE 131

Ladies… SCORE 173

What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193

The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155

Root beer, squared. SCORE 311

I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193

What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273

You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1

Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288

I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390

Rethink your drink. SCORE 152

I hate that feeling. SCORE 223

We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297

A forever puppy! SCORE 390

Just Bill Murray SCORE 12

There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84

Friends. SCORE 215