What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
I love you. SCORE 20
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
How people see me. SCORE 234
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
New books. SCORE 200
I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
Ladies… SCORE 173
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Friends. SCORE 215
