I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Burn!!! SCORE 1
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
2pactopus SCORE 113
Accurate. SCORE 287
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
At my funeral. SCORE 218
The evilest thing I can imagine… SCORE 13
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
The Twortle SCORE 142
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Same thing… SCORE 21
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Dealing with children… SCORE 30
Now kiss… SCORE 115
