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Dog+tech+support
SCORE 32
Send+anime+spaghetti+noods%26%238230%3B
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
I+LOVE+LAMP
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Deep+state+iOS+13
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 29
Vampire+slaying+kit+from+the+circa+1890s
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
Turns+out+5G+was+the+cure+this+whole+time.
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 42
You+gonna+pop+big+time%2C+eventually.
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
And+they+would+have+gotten+away+with+it+too%26%238230%3B
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
And+the+wildflowers+rejoiced.
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Tutankhamun+had+a+dagger+made+from+a+meteorite%2C+BTW.
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
I%26%238217%3Bm+the+mischievous+river+spirit.+Come+get+yer+words%2C+fer+a+price.
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 38
We%26%238217%3Bll+send+our+best%21
We’ll send our best! SCORE 22
Water+is+the+enemy+of+your+self+image.
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
The+more+you+know.
The more you know. SCORE 37
Obama+fist-bumped+a+janitor.+Thanks%3F
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 22
Martin+Luther+King+Jr.+on+one+of+the+first+desegregated+buses%2C+1956.
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Thanks+Dan.+Always+good+news+coverage.
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
I+guess+I+like+NASCAR+now.
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 34
This+is+how+asparagus+grows%2C+allegedly.
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Imagine+just+the+thing%26%238230%3B
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
Villains+say+things+hero%26%238217%3Bs+can%26%238217%3Bt.
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 31
I+guess+they+didn%26%238217%3Bt+like+my+printer+goes+brrrrr+posts%26%238230%3B
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
I+do+not+think+you+know+the+meaning+of+that+word%26%238230%3B+Spring+Break%2C+circa+1985.
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
it+was+bound+to+happen%3F
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Doge+has+asthma+and+requires+multiple+treatments+daily.
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
%26%238216%3Bcheese%26%238217%3B+VS+%26%238216%3Bamber+alert%26%238217%3B
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 35
The+Self-Assembly+IKEA+Chocolate+Bunny
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Speaking+to+the+former+record+holder%26%238230%3B
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
FOUR+MORE+YEARS%21
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
The+purrrrfect+couple.
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Someday+they+will+make+someone%26%238217%3Bs+day+brighter%2C+anyway.
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
NYPD+protecting+the+Wall+Street+Bull+from+protesters+is+way+too+2020+vibe+for+me.
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Be+careful+out+there%21
Be careful out there! SCORE 38
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It+hurts+watching+him+play+so+dumb%26%238230%3B
It hurts watching him play so dumb… SCORE 29
%2Aevil+Pixar+laughter%2A
*evil Pixar laughter* SCORE 22
Recall+yourself.
Recall yourself. SCORE 24
I+am+never+returning+this+back+to+the+library.
I am never returning this back to the library. SCORE 32
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bve+done+this.
I can’t believe I’ve done this. SCORE 28
Hormones+are+a+trip.
Hormones are a trip. SCORE 15
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