Lasagna. SCORE 9
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Buddies. SCORE 18
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Words. SCORE 200
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
Instagram is down… SCORE 6
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Dear God. SCORE 119
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Jerk! SCORE 124
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
One of these is not like the others. SCORE 222
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
They called it Sims. SCORE -114