just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
literally any fact SCORE 52
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
he loved his work SCORE 31
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
neow SCORE 31
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
he might be right SCORE 30
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
as you should feel SCORE 41
food art SCORE 52
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
my daily workout SCORE 24
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
hot take! SCORE 59
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
